ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
Sounds about right
#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous
This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
get your game on
babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
Best of Frozen valentines
I spat my water out at the last one I was laughing so hard
THE LAST ONE
OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
You win the Internet.